Talika Skies - Character Sketch (2/2)

Character(s): Talika, Jun
Series: Magiology - A Game of Salt AU
Rating: PG
Summary: Talika doesn't trust Jun to protect himself.

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Lady Ezavene,

Please don't mind my grammar, you know I usually don't write these things. I am writing to further discuss the plans of a new councilman. First, Jun is a son of a too stubborn for his own good. I can't convince him, he's determined to continue being the magistrate of this backwater town and making his inedible stew. I threw the stew out a window, he still hasn't thanked me. He also refuses to speak to me anymore. Have a new recruit you don't mind losing another agent chat talk to the man or have someone else take the seat. If you really want to make more of a joke out of the council have this guy as the new councilman, then you need to get more creative. Give him a case that”s interesting and appeals to his ego hero complex. and he”ll jump on it faster than a cat on catnip. 

Next, this town makes the slums of our Capitol look like model homes. Make sure the wimp's Jun's replacement is good. or at least has a working set of balls,. A poor magistrate will turn this place into a filthy sinkhole of despair. so it'll pretty much be the same as before. I suggest someone with more of a spine, so a slug or a jellyfish will do the trick.. It's no wonder Jun wants to stays here, his ego hero complex is so bad that if you told him to stay away from an explosive ready to go, the next time you look he'll be missing limbs .

Also, the senile old men ministers whose mothers should've been offed before they could breed have little boys and hired hands shadowing me. Tell the bitch ministers to go back to growing fat on beer call and off their men before they force my hand. Also tell the pigs in human flesh ministers that I am not a foreign affair and if they think that, they're flee infested asses that have the foresight of a bitch in heat and they have no business usurping the council. Also, tell the council to grow a spine, and stop letting the magistrates take over their domestic business. Either that or replace the entire council with something with more spine and brain, like slimemold. It's as if stupidity came to life and bred with—

Lady Izabel,

Jun is an idiot. You will have to trick him into the council.

This town sucks. Make sure Jun”s replacement is good very, very good.

Tell the ministers to back off. It”s none of their business. They”re making me violent.

The council needs to grow a spine.

Regards,

Sixth Intelligence Division - Talika